a human. for now.
TONY ESPINO NEW CAR V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/1/15
INT. CAR DEALERSHIP – DAY
A hip car SALESMAN is sitting at a desk across from OLIVE and
her very unhip MOM.
Well, Olive I think you’re going to
be pretty happy with your new whip.
I think so too.
It’s a fast one. Watch out, ma.
She’s the one who needs to watch
out. I’m taking it for a spin when
Uh…no you aren’t. I’ll hide the
You’re not going to let momma
No. Just relax, mom.
Come on. You’re not going to let
mom take the new whip for a drive?
I don’t think so.
You know how it is. Mom’s not cool
enough to drive. So what’s covered
under warranty on this uh…on the
On the what?
On the uh…WHIP.
Oh, the new whip has a killer
warranty. Don’t worry about it.
Thanks. Come on, mom. Let’s go.
Wait just a minute. What about
What about it?
Do I need to call before we go and
put insurance on the new WHIP?
I’m sorry. Insurance on what?
Her new…ya know…her new WHIP.
Right on. Listen to ma. She’s
pretty cool. Definitely can’t leave
without insuring the new whip.
Yeah see I’m cool. And cool me is
about to dial on a cellular phone.
She calls on her phone.
Hi Loretta. I’m calling to add some
insurance to my daughter’s new
Oh my God. This is so embarrassing.
She’s saying they don’t insure
Try a car.
I’m sorry. It’s a car WHIP.
Got a pretty funny mom here, Olive.
Olive gets up and storms out.
She’s too embarrassed to ask, but
can you show her where the wipers
are? She’s not as familiar as we
are with these new car WHIPS.