a human. for now.
TONY ESPINO DEAD BOD V1.1 ORIGINAL DATE 5/14/15
ELROY is crossing the street talking on his cell phone.
I’ll be home in ten minutes as long
as I don’t get hit by a car. Oh no
Elroy gets hit by a car and falls down. A woman named STACY
runs over to him.
Oh my God! Look at you. You have
like the sexiest dead bod I’ve ever
Ouch. What are you talking about? I
Aw. You’re so cute. I just love how
nonthreatening you are.
Call an ambulance.
Oh come on. You don’t have to
change for me.
She sits down next to him.
Don’t be so coy. I like how you
don’t make me feel all insecure
around your dead bod. It’s a real
I don’t even know you.
Who cares? You have the number one
trending body style right now. Stop
Oww. So much pain.
Stacy takes a selfie with him on her phone then shows it to
Check it out. So adorbs how you
like look like you have the body of
a dead person even though you’re
She takes his face in her hands.
Before you go. You should
know…you HAD the perfect dead