a human. for now.
TONY ESPINO BUBBLES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/4/15
INT. BATHROOM – DAY
ELROY is taking a bubble bath when OTTO walks in.
Hey! Don’t you knock? I’m bubble
I know. I think your bath lured
away one of our bubbles.
I was outside with Sheila washing
the car and the cutest little
bubble landed on her nose and
floated away. I want to find it and
put it back on there. I’m guessing
it came in here since the window is
Oh wow. Carwash bubbles are the
cutest too. Well, let’s start
Otto kneels down next to the tub and they begin combing
through the bubbles.
It’s gotta be in here somewhere.
SHEILA walks in.
You guys, what are you doing?
Hunting down the cute little bubble
that sat on that sexy nose of
Sometimes when I soak my manly body
other bubbles can’t help but join
There’s more bubbles outside.
This one is special, Sheila. It was
on your nose. And it landed there
by itself. Don’t you understand?
I guess I don’t really–
It was adorable dammit!
I saw him shed a tear.
Maybe it sunk.
Otto sticks his head underwater and pops his head back up to
see that Elroy has a beard made of bubbles.
You need to shave.
Here, we can end this bizarreness
Sheila grabs some bubbles from the tub and puts them on her
See? Look. Adorable. Cute little
bubbles on my nose. Now let’s go.
She pulls on Otto’s arm, he resists.
WHAT is on your face? I don’t know
what you did, but I think I’m gonna
What are you talking about? All I
You need to GO before I barf all
Bite her? Not with that disfigured
face. Am I right?
Otto spots something on the window by the tub.
He steps in the tub with Elroy and picks up a bubble off the
There you are. I know you. You’re
that cute little bubble that got
away. If only Sheila hadn’t turned
into a disgusting mutant.
Tis better to have loved and lost,
my good friend, than to have ever
loved a mutant.