– tony.espino –

a human. for now.

28.16 | june

chronicle of an unreliable voice

Folder 9

Took a hard ← turn into someone’s house that wasn’t mine. Burglar alarm wouldn’t stop ringing. It sounded like a car alarm. It was my car alarm. It was going off while I was driving. I’m allowed to drive my car right?

The man got in my car. He asked for the user’s manual. He didn’t understand why I was yelling. “I have to talk over this alarm. Isn’t that why you want the user’s manual?”
“I meant for you,” he said. I assured him I didn’t come equipped with a user’s manual, and he assured me that the Mad Lady packaged me with one.

“He doesn’t have it,” the man said to the Mad Lady.
“Get the tools from the shed. We’ll have to build a replica. He’s too confused to exist.”
“You went overboard is what you did.”
“Don’t tell me what I did or didn’t do in relation to boards.”

How do magicians make themselves disappear? I want to be a magician. Maybe make this alarm stop.



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